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Masturbation link to Prostate Cancer
A team of researchers at Cambridge University claim to have found a link between age-related sexual activity and incidence of prostate cancer. According to the researchers, the more sexually active...
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Woman can Masturbate at Work
In what must surely be the understatement of the year so far, Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares said . . . There was a day I had to masturbate 47 times . . . I began to suppose that this could not be...
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Kellogg Corn Dr Flakey
There are some things once seen are never forgotten no matter how much you try to forget. I’ll never be able to look at a bowl of cornflakes again without thinking of . . . masturbation burning...
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Witnesses Warn Deaf Wankers
Jehova Witnesses warn deaf to to stop masturbating. The Lord sees everything and he’s watching you, you dirty wee buggers !
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Cereal Masturbation Cure
Chances are, a great number of folk will be having cereal for breakfast this morning. And if they are, it’s likely they will be pouring their milk over a cereal made by Kelloggs John Harvey Kellogg,...
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Masturbation Month
Some folk (mentioning no names but you know who you are) need no reminding – but for those who don’t already know – May is International Masturbation Month http://tinyurl.com/dxnlyx5 What does that...
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Wounded on the Battlefield
Jesus Christ, the Mormon church has put out an anti-masturbation video advising people to shop their friends if they catch them masturbating – comparing that action to rescuing a soldier in battle P.S....
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That’s Handy, Harry…
Harry Hopalot likes to hop. That’s certainly true. But what else does Harry like to do? Radio Times readers might find out if they snip out the coupon on page 50 and take it along to their local...
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Masturbation, Pot, and Raw Garlic
For a man to argue with a woman is a pointless exercise One might as well concede defeat right from the beginning – for they always know best Right, guys ? So if Betty Dodson says this is the secret to...
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International Masturbation Month
i’ve been practicing all year for this . . . http://tinyurl.com/oak8o6z working on a ‘hook grip’ to attain a ‘smooth snatch’ followed by a ‘clean jerk’
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